offsetshawty:

Me: jus walk up to her and be like “what goin on lil mama?” That’s it

Nerd: “ah yes excuse me small mother may I have a moment of you’r….”

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pinkvelourtracksuit:

um i need to let go of the concept of ‘getting my shit together’ or whatever because my definition of ‘getting my shit together’ means perfection and i’ll never be perfect but i’m damn near close to it so ima just have to accept that and ride out.org

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canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

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boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

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